Let's say a hypothetical person is infatuated by this complete dumbass. What would you do to exterminate or execute this dumbass? Please elaborate on your method of extermination and include as many details as you can. Extra points are awarded for creativity and the amount of pain rendered to this dumbass.
Anonymous

I would tie them up with nerd ropes, put on a continuace loop of the song that says, “I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves,” and then proceed to feed the yellow, marshmallow peeps until the explode or until all their body hair starts to grow out as marshmallow. Yep…


Hola. An amigo arrives at your doorstep and proposes to you. What would you do and why? Explain.
Anonymous

Ask him how much money he has, examine how cute he is, say yes if at this point I find it appropriate, and proceed to experience a rather long engagement period. If I grow fond of him, I marry him. If I grow to dislike him, I peace out. HAHAHA


If you do not receive any asks, will you commit suicide? Surely you will never know the answer to this question because this indeed is an ask and, by reading this, you have already acknowledged that you have received an ask.
Anonymous

You are correct. I do not know the answer to this because as it happens I have multiple questions in my ask box at this moment. So, unfortunately, your question will have to remain unanswered.


Here is an exceptional inquiry: If a pigeon arrives at your window, bearing a letter from your long-lost aunt, who now has a fortune that you are able to inherit, what would you spend that money on if your aunt allowed you to spend that massive fortune on only one item? Your aunt is however fickle and does not like anything mundane so if you buy anything plain and boring, she will immediately arrive at your doorstep to incinerate the item you will have purchased. Thus, choose wisely.
Anonymous

I would have to say that I would buy a skyscraper in the middle of Times Square. Complete with an elevator made completely out of TV screens that travels at least 40 miles an hour. There will slides connecting each floor, an ammusment park on the roof. A huge water park inside, an entire floor made of trampolines, another made of bouncy houses, a spa,  a salon, a mall sized closet that was constantly being updated complete with a personal stylists, a complete sports center/gym, a dance studio with a private instructor, a gym specially made for guard, an indoor football field, a skate park, a mini golf course that glows in the dark, a food court with every food you could image, room service if you don’t feel like going to the food court, plenty of rooms for all my friends and family, one of those Spy-Kids-Machines in each room that zaps you a Big Mac meal with the push of a button, go carts to drive through the hallways in, removable walls in case you want a breeze, it would be completely indestructible, have tons of secret passage ways and of course the exterior would be painted HOT PINK!

But I don’y want to be too specific or anything.


I think I’d be the worst psychologist ever…

I’d probs be like “Build a bridge and get over it,” and the my clients would go out, build a bridge and then jump off of it. Yaaaa better not go down that career path.  XD

are you planning to go see 'the beatles: the lost concert' film?
Anonymous

Ummmm nooo I didn’t know about that… but i probs will now that I no hahaha…. sorry for the later reply btw XD


Good Parenting 101: Mom got so mad at me for asking to sleep over at a friends house that now she will no longer say “I love you.”